Save 44% on Gandalf Bust
He’s like the party wizard!
Laughed at the above reference? Go ahead and give yourself 75 geek points. Didn’t laugh? Go back and re-watch Friends on Hulu, lest ye find your prowess in menial Clinton-era triva on the wane.
In any case, your bros over at Urban Collector could give a flying Frodo about your fortitude with regards to sitcom minutae. They like you just the way you are. And to express that entirely platonic love they have knocked almost half off the original price of a pretty bad-ass 7″ bust of the O.G.* of Middle Earth, Gandalf the Grey. That’s $22 less than the suckaz pay.
Click here to get the hook up.
*original Gandalf
Timewaster: The System Administrator Song
Sure this video is old, but there is no expiration date on the truth.
Save 30% on Cobra Commander 25th Anniversary Edition
Nobody likes beets, Destro! Why don’t you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy.
We all know that Cobra Commander is the Michael Scott of the G.I. Joe universe. Despite all his mismanagement and maniacal lust for power, at heart he’s just a lonely guy. You want to hate him with every bone in your body, yet time and again you end up feeling sorry for him. Your boys over at Things From Another World are letting you letting you scoop up your own lonesome, friendless manager who was promoted beyond his capacity for 30% off.
Click here to end his solitude.
Save 30% on Die-Cast X-Men Comic Book Cover
To paraphrase Dr. Grey: Mutants are not the ones mankind should fear – overpaying for collectible merch, on the other hand…
Your peeps at Target are cutting you a pretty sweet deal on a pimp-tight X-Men collectible die-cast comic book cover. They have gone ahead and knocked nearly a third off the price – that’s $24 in your pocket, bro. Saving 30% on some sweet X-Men shit? The only thing that would make a geek happier is Famke Janssen’s cell phone number and a key to the TARDIS.
Click here to get your die-cast on.
Save 72% On Linksys Media Center Extender
Show physical media your pimp hand.
Now you can stream your media like the digital pimp that you are . Amazon is giving potential digital “love brokers” a hand up by knocking over $260 off the price of a Linksys Media Center Extender. Crushed velvet three-piece suit and matching chaise lounge not included.
Click here to roll wit’ da streaming crew.
Save $30 on Guitar Hero Bundles
*Rad mullet and aviators not included.
There are two things necessary to rock: killer chops and drop-dead looks. Since you lack one (or more likely both) of these prerequisites your best hope of rocking the the house involves an XBox 360 and a half-dozen of your least judgmental friends.
To aid in your rise to living room superstardom, your bros over at Circuit City are helping you get your plastic guitar shred on the cheap with a $30 discount on selected Guitar Hero bundles. No word on how long this deal will last, so quit slacking!
Click here to go forth my son and ROCK!
Deal Alert: Save $100 on Millennium Falcon
Need to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs? Well good sir, you are plain out of luck – unless you happen to own your very own Millennium Falcon. From its warship-grade shielding to its quad laser turrets, this legendary Corellian YT-1300 freighter sports some serious black market mods.
This ship exemplifies the magic and wonder of George Lucas’s space opera trilogy (note: trilogy). We all had (or a friend had) a Falcon when we were kids, and spent countless hours smuggling important stolen documents from Deep Outpost Bedroom to Star Base Kitchen Counter. Those were critical missions that earned us high commendations from the Rebel Alliance.
To aid in your recapturing of Saturday morning space combat memories, ThinkGeek has knocked $100 off your favorite flying hamburger with an olive for a cockpit, letting this massive 31″ space pirate ship go for just $149. Now you can carry out an assault on Listening Post Copy Machine from your secret base in the Breakroom Quadrant. Dork.
Click here to show that you’ve got it where it counts.
Deal Alert: Save $30 on 8GB iRiver MP3 Player
So St. Nick didn’t get you that iPod Nano that you desperately wanted, and you don’t exactly have $150 laying about to buy it for yourself. What’s a cash-starved music geek to do? You can always be a good little geek and try to get back on the “Nice” list next year, but where’s the fun in that?
Instead, we suggest you snag an 8GB iRiver MP3 player for $69 – less than half the iPod’s price. Aside from 8GB of storage, it also sports voice notes, internal stereo speakers and an FM receiver. What’s more, you can invest the $80 you saved into crafting an elaborate electric Santa trap. Surely that jiggling oaf will see things your way next year, once you’ve given him the right “motivation.”
Click here to stick it to Father Christmas but good.
Deal Alert: Save an Additional 10% Off Clearance Prices When You Spend $100 on Toys-R-Us
Q: What’s better than toys? A: Cheap Toys!
Right now Toys-R-Us is throwing you an extra 10% discount on their clearance prices when you spend $100 or more on their website. Snap up that Gunseed Gundam and Tonner Spider-Man before some parent grabs it for their snot-nosed whelp.
Click here to ruin someone’s birthday.
Deal Alert: Buy 2 Get 1 Free on Blu Ray
Utah! Get me two!
Secretly, in your heart of hearts, you frakkin’ loved Point Break. But being the snobbier-than-thou geek you are, you can never admit your love said cinematic detritus to your fellow movie geeks, lest you suffer a colossal tidal wave of snarky Keanu Reeves impersonations. You may even attempt to deflect their barbs by dismissing the movie outright saying something like, “Point Break? Jesus, I wouldn’t buy that movie at any price.”
Then you heard about Amazon’s buy two get one free deal on Blu-Ray movies.
Now through Jan 16th you can bathe yourself in Johnny Utah’s shimmering glory while staying true to your word. Go ahead and grab two geek-friendly movies like Children of Men and Pan’s Labyrinth, and then slip in Swayze’s best movie when no one is looking.
Click here because the little hand says it’s time to rock and roll.